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- I did not leave dirty dinner dishes on the counter almost every night this week. I would at least put them in the sink!
- I do not have Christmas lights, live garland which is probably really not alive by now, and stars hanging from my porch railing. Hello! I'm not a Redneck, not even a little. Not me!
- I do not in any way shape or form relate to that song, "and I leave my Christmas lights up all year long!" Not me!!
- I am not way too lazy to take them down as of late. I'm flippin' Martha Stewart for goodness sake!
- I did not, once again, expect to see a difference looking back at me in the mirror this week in the area of my BOOTY! Not me! I'm happy as a clam with my booty! I'm not just Martha Stewart people, I'm a Martha Stewart BARBIE, hello!
- I am not getting ready to eat a bowl of O's at 10:30 pm at night, while wondering why I'm not seeing a difference in my booty. That would be an oxymoron, right!? Not me!
Thanks for taking the time to relate! Now I'm off to pour a bowl of O's!