Not me! Monday

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Not me! Monday brings me joy on a day that usually starts out pretty rough. So thank you MckMama for giving us this gift of laughter and kindredness (is that a word?)on a day that starts out with a grimace.

Let's get this party started! This last week I most certainly, absolutely did not:

• Work out only one time this week, no way, not me! I work out at least three times a week now. Its just who I am, a *ahem* workoutaholic! Yeah that's it. I mean I live for it people, I yearn to sweat, feel the burn, see the muscles forming all around me...oh whatever!
• I did not accept an invitation to sub at a bunko party that turned out to be a drunken, cussin', nasty, ew-gross, never will I return kinda party with women 5-15 years my senior. If I did all I would be able to say about that is, I couldn't believe what I was witnessing. EEW! & NAS-TAY!
• I do not have a planter's wart on the bottom of my right foot. That's just gross, and I would never tell you about it anyway, who shares that kinda thing? Not me!
• I did not accept a sweet invitation on Friday to take the dogs to the dog park with my husband where we could walk the track while the dogs ran. If I did accept I would be able to tell you that upon arriving I went to shut slam the door of his old Ford truck because it wouldn't shut otherwise, which is when I thought I chopped the tip of my pointer finger off. My finger nail is black, my knuckle is swollen, no big deal.
• I did not do this to the very same finger that was sliced last week by a tin can. It did not sliced my knuckle so bad that I cussed...more than once! I don't cuss, I say things like, "oh fiddlesticks," & "silly me," you get the picture. The finger is not still swollen. My finger is beautiful, not black and blue and scarred.
• I am not writing this on Sunday afternoon hoping to be in the top of the fab list that begins with one and ends with one million! Well, practically anyway.

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